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If you’re wondering why I haven’t approved your comment or made one myself, technical reasons are conspiring to prevent it. About all I can do from here is write or edit blog posts, and only then when I catch a spare moment and/or build up sufficient outrage.
For all other inquiries, please leave a comment and I’ll get back to you.
…. Oh wait. Hmmm. Maybe try carrier pigeon?